I am a long puppy dog (a standard smooth dachshund) who lives in a big apartment building in Oakland. My mommy is brushing up on some coding skills and decided to help me make this website. Right now I am just Mr. Alistair Magnum Wigglebottoms, but someday soon when I am fully trained and housebroken I will be knighted Sir Alistair Magnum Wigglebottoms. However, you can just call me Alistair.